4 definition by jako_and_adam

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slap soemone across the face with your penis
last night i give my girlfriend the rude awakening
by jako_and_adam May 02, 2007

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where you shuv your tonge up a womens fanny
i went scubba diving yestrdy =D w00t
by jako_and_adam May 02, 2007

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where you stand and wobble ur lower body gently to cause a breeze to your penis
god it hot, i need a freedom swing
by jako_and_adam May 02, 2007

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basically a tit wank
i feel like a hotdog on buns
by jako_and_adam May 02, 2007

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