Scuba

A variation of the Tea Bag wherein the man turns towards the woman's feet and carefully places both ass cheeks over the eye sockets. When done properly the asshole should be touching the tip of the nose forming the scuba mask. Last, and most important, the balls are placed in the mouth to form the mouth piece.

Hey Bob, I feel I should let you know that I gave your sister a scuba last night.

by Dirky January 15, 2007

Scuba

Scuba - a verb that describes the action of sitting down and shutting up. Most often used when talking to Karen's or Chad's.

Karen needs to scuba.

by Boobookitty38 July 2, 2020

Scuba

An acronym

SOMETHING's
CREEPY
UNDER
BOAT
ANDY

Mr. George Feeny: Mr. Hunter, perhaps you could tell us what SCUBA means?

Shawn Hunter: Something... Creepy... Under... Boat... Andy

by WHAT!!!!! August 4, 2012

Scuba

Sex
Crazed
Underwater
Bad
Ass

Only the coolest people in the world can call themselves scuba divers.

by arachnosaurus July 5, 2010

Scuba

Scuba - an adjective that describes a person, usually a Karen or a Chad, that has been triggered and must speak to a manager immediately!

Chad was so scuba because he can't find a white employee and is demanding to speak to a manager!

by Boobookitty38 July 2, 2020

Scuba

The precise art of having or partaking in the act of sexual intercourse whilst under-water with the usage of oxygen tanks and or snorkel (snorkel for those who are afraid of depths greater than five feet).

To opposite gender at social event: "This may be an odd question, but would you like to scuba?"

by ogmudbone6969 February 20, 2011

Scuba

When you are getting a blowjob in a hot tub or a pool while the aggressors head is underwater.

Yo me and my girl were getting lit in the hot tub and she ended up giving me a scuba!!

by TomPunslayer August 21, 2017