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scrumply 

he is an epic person and fall gus leaker
"scrumply is an epic person"
scrumply by TonkoBanjo September 24, 2022

Scrumply belly 

When you wake up after a huge scran or a heavy night out and your belly makes that awful noise.
Aw hell I have a super scrumply belly this morning.
A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious".

from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.

Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty
"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty."

"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."
Scrumpty by mattanaw July 22, 2021
Demomans drink of choice
Demoman: this bottle of scrumpy is delicious *drinks*

ALCOHOLIC HIT
Scrumpy by le phantom bread April 29, 2020

scrimply quest 

Scrimply quest is an internet joke on tiktok revolving around a fake video game.
"The scrimply quest boss was so hard."
"The scrimply quest theme is so good."
scrimply quest by Spider master February 6, 2023
A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable.

i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.

The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.
After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.

Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."
scrumpty by Martha Bean November 10, 2008