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scrumplings 

1: bits of marijuana stashed around the house for later smoking when the normal supply has run dry
2: bits of marijuana left on a table, book, etc when rolling a joint, to be gathered up for smoking
Chris: Let's get high
Adam: I'm all out, so let's look around for some scrumplings to smoke. I know I dropped some by the coffee table and stashed a rainy day nugget in the freezer.
scrumplings by MCH51 October 23, 2004
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scrumbling 

The scientific term for when cats exhibit frantic behavior before or after a bowel movement.
"My cat was scrumbling so hard this morning, he knocked over my TV!"
scrumbling by ohjujube January 19, 2017

scrumping 

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.
scrumping by Kylee August 11, 2003

pussy scrumping 

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)
Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then
pussy scrumping by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

ding dong scrumpins 

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins
ding dong scrumpins by moobler March 19, 2021

Scrumping 

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'
Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday
Scrumping by urbann00b January 9, 2005
A scrumling is not considered an equal to anyone.
Hunter and Glen Coco are scrumlings.
scrumling by allie jane May 13, 2008
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