scrum dick

A dude who nobody likes, or a dickless incompetent who scares all the pussy away

"Wow, that dude jerry is such a scrum dick

by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011

Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".

That dude has a scrub dick.

by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009

Dick scrub

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

by Thataco October 15, 2015

Dick Scum

Noun/Adjective/Pronoun, the use of this word are endless. Basically someone/something/description of the worse kind of scum imaginable. Worse than the old shit stain around your toilet bowl that has been encrusted over by multiple shits. Calling someone a fuck head is a compliment compared to calling someone this word. The leftover dried up crusty cum.

"You are a dipshit, bitach ass, dick head, ding bat, doofus looking, dingus, fuck face, cock squeezer."

"Oh, so you're saying i'm a dick scum?"

by BevinBates September 19, 2019

scrumdickulous

a taste of something yummy that gives you the feeling of dick but not really.

Syd’s fest were scrumdickulous

by sell yo feet May 22, 2020

scumdick

-(noun)- An insult to a guy who misbehave or mistreats a girl; it is so bad that it is worse then an asshole.

person 1: I hate you leave me alone
person 2: shut up ya Scumdick

person 1: I wanna punch that guy in the eye socket, he is such a scumdick

person 2: do you know what that douchebag did to her he is such a scumdick

by black ops sucks November 11, 2010

Shrumdick

When her fingers are too short to reach the bottom of the jar, so you have to dip your dick instead..and she sucks it off

Babe my fingers are too short to get the crumbs..I need you to Shrumdick me instead

by Black Dick EnMilk November 10, 2024