Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".

That dude has a scrub dick.

Scrub dick by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009

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Dick scrub

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

Dick scrub by Thataco October 15, 2015

Dick Scum

Noun/Adjective/Pronoun, the use of this word are endless. Basically someone/something/description of the worse kind of scum imaginable. Worse than the old shit stain around your toilet bowl that has been encrusted over by multiple shits. Calling someone a fuck head is a compliment compared to calling someone this word. The leftover dried up crusty cum.

"You are a dipshit, bitach ass, dick head, ding bat, doofus looking, dingus, fuck face, cock squeezer."

"Oh, so you're saying i'm a dick scum?"

Dick Scum by BevinBates September 19, 2019

scrumdickulous

a taste of something yummy that gives you the feeling of dick but not really.

Syd’s fest were scrumdickulous

scrumdickulous by sell yo feet May 22, 2020

scumdick

-(noun)- An insult to a guy who misbehave or mistreats a girl; it is so bad that it is worse then an asshole.

person 1: I hate you leave me alone
person 2: shut up ya Scumdick

person 1: I wanna punch that guy in the eye socket, he is such a scumdick

person 2: do you know what that douchebag did to her he is such a scumdick

scumdick by black ops sucks November 11, 2010

Shrumdick

When her fingers are too short to reach the bottom of the jar, so you have to dip your dick instead..and she sucks it off

Babe my fingers are too short to get the crumbs..I need you to Shrumdick me instead

Shrumdick by Black Dick EnMilk November 10, 2024

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026