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Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".
Scrub dick by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009

Dick scrub 

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.
Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!
Dick scrub by Thataco October 15, 2015
Noun/Adjective/Pronoun, the use of this word are endless. Basically someone/something/description of the worse kind of scum imaginable. Worse than the old shit stain around your toilet bowl that has been encrusted over by multiple shits. Calling someone a fuck head is a compliment compared to calling someone this word. The leftover dried up crusty cum.
"You are a dipshit, bitach ass, dick head, ding bat, doofus looking, dingus, fuck face, cock squeezer."

"Oh, so you're saying i'm a dick scum?"
Dick Scum by BevinBates September 19, 2019

scrumdickulous 

a taste of something yummy that gives you the feeling of dick but not really.
Syd’s fest were scrumdickulous

scumdick 

-(noun)- An insult to a guy who misbehave or mistreats a girl; it is so bad that it is worse then an asshole.
person 1: I hate you leave me alone
person 2: shut up ya Scumdick

person 1: I wanna punch that guy in the eye socket, he is such a scumdick

person 2: do you know what that douchebag did to her he is such a scumdick
scumdick by black ops sucks November 11, 2010

Shrumdick 

When her fingers are too short to reach the bottom of the jar, so you have to dip your dick instead..and she sucks it off
Babe my fingers are too short to get the crumbs..I need you to Shrumdick me instead
Shrumdick by Black Dick EnMilk November 10, 2024
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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