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scrubstache

A thin, dark, unshaven moustache which occurs on certain males as they undergo puberty. Can be used as a defining human charictaristic
A: You remember Jerry?

B: Yeah bro, mad scrubstache.
scrubstache by Stewart Bird November 21, 2007

scrabstika 

A portmanteu of Scrabble and swastika, this occurs when the Scrabble board intentionally or unintentionally forms the shape of a swastika. Can ruin the mood of a family fun night instantly.
Fanny, do you realize that by adding the vertical "xylophone" to the board you have created a scrabstika?
scrabstika by efrayim July 15, 2010

Scrubstitution

When a sports team, most commonly basketball, knows a game is out of reach and subs in the bench warmers to play out the rest of the game.
Endicott knew the Scots had won so the coach went to Gary on his bench for a Scrubstitution.
Scrubstitution by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

scrubstitution

A player substitution at the very end of a basketball game in which one or several low-skilled players (the scrubs) get to enter the game. Generally this happens when the team the scrub is playing for is winning or losing by at least 20 points. Also known as "garbage time."
We're winning by forty points with 30 seconds left. Time for a scrubstitution!
scrubstitution by the Punster March 1, 2010

Screbtickler

One who excites the female genitalia enourmously in one motion in an eratic fashion using simply his or her tongue.
Dude I totally had a screbtickler with this girl lastnight, it was nasty!
Screbtickler by DENCH July 31, 2012

Scrubstitute 

A very nooby, wish washy, or any other lame adjective substitute teacher that can’t settle down any class and either sounds very sweet and you feel sorry for them or sounds like a dying walrus and you’re glad to be disrespecting them.
Oh my gosh, in science we got a total scrubstitute today.”
Scrubstitute by Cast0r 0il February 11, 2019