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scrubstache

A thin, dark, unshaven moustache which occurs on certain males as they undergo puberty. Can be used as a defining human charictaristic
A: You remember Jerry?

B: Yeah bro, mad scrubstache.
scrubstache by Stewart Bird November 21, 2007
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substache 

a temporary fake mustache one uses while waiting for his/hers to grow in thicker
"I started Movember fresh so I had to use a Mr. Potato head substache till I caught up"
substache by Mr Roboto234 November 2, 2011

scruffstache 

Unkempt or unruly mustache; the feeble beginnings of a newly grown mustache
"Dude, go shave that scruffstache off. You look like Doogie Howser."
scruffstache by wherethehellwasi January 14, 2009

Scruffstache 

A large white, fluffy mustache that is found primarily on janitors.
Dude, who put that scruffstache on my Facebook picture?
Scruffstache by Pathend October 1, 2011

scrumstach

Basically like a mustach...but nasty.
and scummy.
why not scumstach?
doesnt sound as cool whe you say it out loud.
"Hey bill did you see that frankfort tried to grow a mustach?"
"yeahman, more like a scrumstach."
"Nice dude."

scumstache 

Noun- when a man does not have a fully developed mustache, instead he has peach fuz like hairs, that are usually dirty, on his upper lip. Most commonly seen on mexicans, 11-13 year old boys, and people who are down right hideous.
wow hes been trying to grow out a mustache for weeks and all its turnd out to be is dirty scumstache
scumstache by Jack R December 20, 2006

Scumstache 

(noun) - a mustache developed by prepubescent boys that resembles a smudge of scum across his upper lip. they can usually be found on Chibi Kuririns.
Chibi, go shave that wretched scumstache.
Scumstache by DreDizzle324 October 3, 2005
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