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scrutching 

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.
To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.
scrutching by A.I.R January 16, 2010

Scrumshandle 

A Scrumshandle is an act of bravado used to prevent a Donnybrook or large fight. The act is terrifying in theory, but has never actually been defined.
"And then I told him I'd give him the old Scrumshandle if he didn't heave off. Worked like a charm."
Scrumshandle by Furly Burly February 16, 2019

Arnold Scratchanigger 

Easier way to spell arnold swarchanigger. Also a better way to pronounce just make sure there isn't any black guys around.
Blacky turns to see if any black people or minorities is around then proceeds to say "Arnold Scratchanigger is one ripped nigger"
Arnold Scratchanigger by BlackerKid November 2, 2011

scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.
Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.
scrunching a grumpy by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009
one who is a complete loser in everything he or she does.
Jeff, you are such a scrubchaw because you suck at everything.
scrubchaw by nathan January 24, 2005

scrunching

Casual cuddling with a significant other that escalates into more romantic/sexual experiences.
Jenny and I were planning on watching TV and cuddling, but we suddenly began hardcore scrunching on her futon.
scrunching by Lenny Koggins May 13, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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