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scrote tote 

A soft warm blanket or pouch to contain and protect the testicles.
David wore his scrote tote to alleviate his testicular discomfort.
scrote tote by DavidPipBrown April 9, 2009

scrote tote 

When a lady sucks a mans balls, and jerks him off at the same time.
Scrote tote is Marla's drunk fun. Wiener. Wiener
scrote tote by Isaiah Cooper May 31, 2006

Scrote Tote 

A fanny pack, when worn in front, over the scrotum, instead of in back, over the fanny.
He keeps his wallet and keys in his scrote tote.
Scrote Tote by Stun13 August 13, 2014

tote the scrot 

to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)
Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"

Clark: "why I oughta"
tote the scrot by cornfritter October 26, 2010
This is the female equivalent to a "scrote". A scrotette is the slang name for a female who is smelly, sweaty, ugly, scummy and thick and resembles that of a scrotum.
"Check out that scrotette look at the bumfluff on her"
"Eugh you stink ya scrotette"
scrotette by Gemmifer March 18, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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