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Scrotemeal
A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.
A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.
A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.
Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.
Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."
Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."
Scrotemeal by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013
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I drank too much last night and I feel scroteless today. I know it sucks, but (s)he's too damn scroteless to do anything about it. That's the most scroteless vacuum cleaner I ever tried to use.
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scroteneck
a person whose neck resembles a scrotal sack and is red from working outside, works hard labor, thinks the government owes him something, drives a beat up pick-up truck with no bed; obnoxious half-wit with random tufts of hair in every which way direction. Lives in a trailor with his fat wife who works at wal-mart and reeks of ass.
i.e. a person who thinks they have a worthwhile invention but is really lying and the invention isn't worth shit.
i.e. a person who thinks they have a worthwhile invention but is really lying and the invention isn't worth shit.
LOOK AT THAT SCROTENECK!!!
scroteneck by Eseer Ttam October 15, 2008
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