Scroops

Scroops are derived from the word unscrupulous. They are a form of intangible currency. You cannot touch them, smell them, or see them, but you can most certainly have them. Scroops are like a man's currency for lewd/ridiculous acts he commits. Scroops can be wagered, gained, and lost, and they can be given to a man out of nothing if he has earned them. Scroops are very valuable, so no one has more than about one hundred of them. Use them wisely.

If a man goes to a dance with a girl he doesn't like, and gets way too drunk so he forgets it, and then he punches an EMT in the face before getting transported to the hospital, and gets his emergency room nut, he earns Scroops. If a man busts all over a girls face when she asked him not to, he earns Scroops. Men can wager their Scroops, and must honor the bet no matter the outcome.

by MikeVicksPitbull December 8, 2009

scoopski potatoes

When you have a large bowl of potatoes and randomly scoop potatoes onto plates while not employed at the restaurant and singing “Scoopski Potatoes”.

Steve: What are you doing?
Joseph: I’m doing some Scoopski Potatoes.

by SomeWeirdGamer7 January 17, 2018

Scroos

A person who enjoys life and has a large brain capacity which is ironic as this term is derived from "a loose screw"

"Hey Scroos! What did you get for question 2 in the Maths test?"

by xyzabc123 March 14, 2009

Pudding Scoops

Breasts lacking structural integrity, aka saggy and mushy, to which their bra cups serve as scoops holding up two pudding-like piles of boob.

"I wish Tina would stop wearing low-cut shirts so my wondering eyes didn't have to see her pudding scoops all day long."

"Dude that girl I nailed last night, had pudding scoops. When I took her bra off, her tits looked like two deflated water balloons".

by duckslayer11 November 22, 2011

two scoops

When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.

Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!

by FiremanPhil May 14, 2008

few scoops

Drinks with the boys

Barry: “What’s the point I’m going out?”

Larry: “Few scoops man”

by masterblaster_69 September 13, 2018

scoopslut

Someone who works at a restauraunt serving ice cream or water ice like Cold Stone or Rita's. Typically female.

The slack-jawed chuwero scoopslut at your Fremont location gave me cookie dough ice cream instead of cake batter!

by WightKnights September 9, 2011