To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.

"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."

scroatleys by gaberham February 20, 2007

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Scrongle

To pet an animal on the head using just your fingertips in a fast grabbing motion

You better give my cat a quick scrongle before you leave!

Scrongle by Sneakylilbish198 January 23, 2023

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scrowley

used to describe a person, thing or situation that is a scraggy tangled scabby mess. A situation, person or thing that is disheveled, grimy, abrassive, unfair, devoid of logic and lacking even a few redeaming features.

Did you see alan today ?- he was looking a bit scrowley wasn't he?

that kebab looks a bit scrowley

John can't make tomorrow night - his got to look after the kids - that's a bit scrowley

scrowley by Ralph Bismark March 15, 2010

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scroogle

combination of "screwed" and "google"
usually the expression used when using google maps and they give you wrong directions for the place you searched.

SCROOGLE! I was late to my daughter's basketball game because google sent me to the wrong address!

scroogle by sliderxuk January 23, 2008

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scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.

"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."

scroatleys by mrhermatiawish December 12, 2008

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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