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when you get your nuts removed and then your empty scrotum is sewed directly to your choad and what once was two now becomes one.
Jon's scroad was so smooth that, from certain angles, it appeared to be a runway for his cock.
scroad by kris August 31, 2003
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scroad muffin 

A dirty, smelly, scum bag person.
John hasn't showered in three days; what a fucking scroad muffin!
scroad muffin by scrags2012 September 4, 2016

scroad scratch 

Term to describe the action of getting one's balls scratched while driving. Similar to road head. Usually performed by the passenger by reaching over with one of those wooden back scratchers.
Scott was lucky enough to get scroad scratched by Michelle on the way to the party tonight.
scroad scratch by Methduesa February 14, 2010
A person or object that is so ugly that brings tears to your eyes or contemplate suicide when looking in that direction
See that scoady lookin' broad at the bar? She's uglier than a mud fence
scoady by Jabroney07 November 30, 2014

Scroat Trout 

A legendary and mythological fish who ascends from the depth of remote streams to clean and polish one's scrotal region with it's gentle nibbles. Preliminary reports suggest that this fish may also engage in the cleaning of the taint.
On the eve of my engagement, I summoned a scroat trout to cleanse and coif my testicles.
Scroat Trout by mrcleanballs March 6, 2011
A term meaning you both scanned and read something. Used by the legal mediator character Kate on the March 16, 2011 episode of "Fairly Legal" on the USA cable channel. Also a valid text memorization procedure.
Did you read all the information on the video gamers case?
Yes, I scread it!
Oh, you both scanned and read it! Very inventive!
scread by Techrex April 13, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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