Scroad

The (smokeable) material left over after running used bong water through a filter and allowing to dry.

I ran out of weed and already scraped the bowl so I ended up smoking some scroad before getting some beer.

by milsorgen December 27, 2009

scroad

when you get your nuts removed and then your empty scrotum is sewed directly to your choad and what once was two now becomes one.

Jon's scroad was so smooth that, from certain angles, it appeared to be a runway for his cock.

by kris August 31, 2003

scroad muffin

A dirty, smelly, scum bag person.

John hasn't showered in three days; what a fucking scroad muffin!

by scrags2012 September 4, 2016

scroad scratch

Term to describe the action of getting one's balls scratched while driving. Similar to road head. Usually performed by the passenger by reaching over with one of those wooden back scratchers.

Scott was lucky enough to get scroad scratched by Michelle on the way to the party tonight.

by Methduesa February 14, 2010

scoady

A person or object that is so ugly that brings tears to your eyes or contemplate suicide when looking in that direction

See that scoady lookin' broad at the bar? She's uglier than a mud fence

by Jabroney07 November 30, 2014

Scroat Trout

A legendary and mythological fish who ascends from the depth of remote streams to clean and polish one's scrotal region with it's gentle nibbles. Preliminary reports suggest that this fish may also engage in the cleaning of the taint.

On the eve of my engagement, I summoned a scroat trout to cleanse and coif my testicles.

by mrcleanballs March 6, 2011

scread

A term meaning you both scanned and read something. Used by the legal mediator character Kate on the March 16, 2011 episode of "Fairly Legal" on the USA cable channel. Also a valid text memorization procedure.

Did you read all the information on the video gamers case?
Yes, I scread it!
Oh, you both scanned and read it! Very inventive!

by Techrex April 13, 2011