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stripeycockomienaitis 

A rare medical condition affecting the optic nerve which renders the patient incapable of seeing a zebra's penis.
Her dream of becoming the zoo's head veterinarian ended when she was diagnosed with stripeycockomienaitis.
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Someone who acts like your friend to your face but talks back about you behind your back. Someone who is fake.
Bella: "Hey Hailey"
Hailey: "Hey Bella!"
Peyton: "omg Hailey do you actually like her?"

Hailey: "What?? No she's annoying"

Peyton: "Okay good:)"
Bella: "What a scrippy"
A student from Scripps Ranch High School, or Scripps Ranch, San Diego, CA. It is used to describe someone who dresses very preppy, hence the term Scrippy(Scripps + Preppy).
He is such a Scrippy with his La Costa shirt and popped collar.
Scrippy by scrippsranchstudent December 17, 2007
1. A rich, preppy white kid who lives in Scripps Ranch 2. A parent who cares too much about their rep 3. Someone who always has weed, and smokes way too much.
"Wow, look at that kid."
"Damn, that's a scrippy forsure"
Scrippy by WhiteGirl6395 February 23, 2010

Stripey Shirted Douche

A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend
Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.

Stripey Dave 

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.

Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"

Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
Stripey Dave by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010