by me February 5, 2005
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Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever
To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.
This may or may not actually be a thing.
Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever
To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.
This may or may not actually be a thing.
My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.
She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.
On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.
She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.
On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 25, 2022
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The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly
Jack was assembling the bicycle he had bought for Johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren't enough bolts supplied.
by PoorDavid December 6, 2011
Get the Screwged mug.The horse you get in Red Dead Online when your horse dies. Absolute shit stats, and ugly as hell. Also known to some as "Scrawny Fag"
by Oofpacitomos September 13, 2019
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Examples of prime scrangles include Kinder Buenos, Doritos and Fruit Twist Fanta.
The term was coined by the hardest roadman in the hood of Cheltenham
Examples of prime scrangles include Kinder Buenos, Doritos and Fruit Twist Fanta.
The term was coined by the hardest roadman in the hood of Cheltenham
Roadman 1: I'm bloody starved fam
Roadman 2: Let's get some scrangles from the Londis then you melt
Roadman 1: Good shout my son
Roadman 2: Let's get some scrangles from the Londis then you melt
Roadman 1: Good shout my son
by Scrangleman123 January 3, 2016
Get the scrangle mug.The Scraggler was a beloved Terraria NPC that was removed by Re-Logic in the Terraria update "Labor of Love" for his "offensive" dialogue.
Veteran Player: I really miss the Scraggler, he was my favorite NPC
New Player: WHO THE FUCK IS THE SCRAGGLER
New Player: WHO THE FUCK IS THE SCRAGGLER
by PeterGriffinFan8000 March 15, 2023
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rapdawg thinks hes huge but hes really just a scrawn
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rapdawg thinks hes huge but hes really just a scrawn
by rapdawg June 20, 2010
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