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scrannit 

With a similar etymology to scratter, scrannit comes from the middle slanglish, scranwert, with a similar definition to the above.

However, the more correct usage is to employ the above to describe a female or females who at first glance appear to be highly presentable, but will then endeavour to give you a virulent sexual infection due to their scratter traits and slack flaps, honed by watching endless editions of Trisha and shagging the milkman.

This should not be confused with deceiver as the said scranit may still look attractive from a shorter distance, though may have tell-tale scratter markings.

In the West Midlands scran is also used for the same, but amusingly confusing northern speakers who maintain that they would still want to eat it.
It's all right from here, but you wouldn't want to go with it, it's a real scrannit
scrannit by Uncle Nobby January 1, 2009

Scranning 

British slang for 'eating'.

Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.
why would anyone think of scranning their own shite
Scranning by pratwithabeard February 25, 2013

scranning batty 

when ya hungry for some fine looking rear
Bill: "How did it go with that chick last night?"
Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"

scrannic 

An exclamation meaning hungry. Like starving or hank marvin, scrannic (originating from the word scran) scrannic describes the feeling of being extremely ravenous.
Mum I’m fuckin scrannic! Lets order a maccies
scrannic by duckduckgoose26 January 20, 2021

Scranning 

The Definition of "Scranning" is to Move bare fast making movements innit fam.
Example 1 )

Person Number 1 "Yo fam you see tht harry G over there?"Person Number 2 "Yes fam he was bare scranning down the road in his car doing 20 innit fam"
Person Numbe 1 " Tru dat fam tru dat"

Another Example of where scran or scranning could be used is ;

Person Number 1 " Yo wasteman how did u get here so fast?"
Person Number 2 " Yes G i was scranning bare fast innit i was bare vexed trust G brap innit "
Scranning by Just Jordan x December 10, 2009

Scranning 

To watch television and surf the web simultaneously.
Barb: Get off the couch and get a job!

Sam: Shut it Barb, I'm watching TV and surfin Craigslist.

Mike: Quit scranning and get your bum ass employed!
Scranning by Avid scranner July 25, 2011