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Scranning 

British slang for 'eating'.

Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.
why would anyone think of scranning their own shite
Scranning by pratwithabeard February 25, 2013

scranning batty 

when ya hungry for some fine looking rear
Bill: "How did it go with that chick last night?"
Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"

scranwich 

A sandwich made from the things at the back of your cupboard/fridge, usually that you wouldn't eat on it's own...or a sandwich made with scran
Bill : wow i'm starving, and theres nothing in :(

John : make a scranwich!

Bill : oh yeah !!
scranwich by Shmogul+Headless January 27, 2005
A dirty little slut bag, or a someone who craves the penis far too much. Although as you may of seen from above scranic seems like a bad word, but it can also be used in good terms as well!
Bad way -

Laura - I feel so SCRANIC today, get me some willy!
Harry - Yeah so do i, give me some of yours bayy ;)
Good way -
Harry - Your the most SCRANIC person i have ever met, i love you
Laura - Awww your far too Scran! I love you too!
Scranic by Harrison Webb November 27, 2011

scrannit 

collective term used to describe a group of girls who are all fit. Can also be used to describe a single fit girl
"Check out the scrannit over by the bar"
scrannit by Samuel Smith September 28, 2004

scrannit 

With a similar etymology to scratter, scrannit comes from the middle slanglish, scranwert, with a similar definition to the above.

However, the more correct usage is to employ the above to describe a female or females who at first glance appear to be highly presentable, but will then endeavour to give you a virulent sexual infection due to their scratter traits and slack flaps, honed by watching endless editions of Trisha and shagging the milkman.

This should not be confused with deceiver as the said scranit may still look attractive from a shorter distance, though may have tell-tale scratter markings.

In the West Midlands scran is also used for the same, but amusingly confusing northern speakers who maintain that they would still want to eat it.
It's all right from here, but you wouldn't want to go with it, it's a real scrannit
scrannit by Uncle Nobby January 1, 2009