University of Scandal and Conceit, led by Sad Max, became the most corrupt college administration in
history. A med school dean was found with a drugged-up 21-year-old woman; he was allowed to remain on faculty, see patients, and raise money until 2017. An
FBI sting caught the men’
s basketball associate coach taking thousands in bribes. The film school’
s chief panhandler, Queen Elizabeth, collected a mountain of dead students while accepting cash from an inside trader ($5M) and director Bryan Singer ($5M) - he was accused of sexual assault of a minor. Queen Elizabeth rejected a $5M female scholarship endowment by rapist Harvey Weinstein only after a student-led petition labeled the gift “blood money.” An entire class of graduate students in the School of Art and Design quit in protest due to poor instruction and academics. A gynecologist sexually abused hundreds of students over 30 years. He resigned with a financial payout.
USC declined to inform patients or report him to the state medical board until a nurse filed a complaint about the
doctor to an on-campus rape crisis center. An athletic director allegedly accepted more than $1.
3 million in bribes including $500K from actress Laurie Loughlin. Loughlin’
s daughter, Princess Jaded, bragged on YouTube about attending
USC only to attend parties. TMZ found Princess Jaded sunbathing on the
head of the
USC Board of Trustee’
s $100M yacht in the Bahamas when the scandal
broke. Apparently, Laurie was not playing with a full house.
Teen: After high school, I want to go to
USC - University of Scandal and Conceit.
Parent: The University of Scandal and Conceit? Perhaps you should rethink your options. You have a "C" average. I don't have $
10,000 to bribe your way into the university and you don't even play water polo.
Teen: Horses can swim? You don't need to bribe anyone because I'm going to be a film student.
Parent: You want me to pay Queen Elizabeth $1,000 a credit so she can attend European film conferences, while collecting $65,000 a year just for sitting on the board of an editing software company? All you will get after graduation is a job answering phones in West Hollywood and running to
Ralph'
s to restock the production company'
s kitchen.
Teen: I spend all my
time on my iPhone now.
Parent: You're going to a community college for two years, then you can transfer to
UCLA,
Cal State Northridge,
Cal State LA, or
Cal State Long Beach. Steven Spielberg had a "C" average in high school and he went to film school at
Cal State Long Beach.
Teen: I guess I'll hang out with the Queen Mary for a couple of years.