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The act of a woman squirting during intercourse, then having the man pull out, resulting in the woman queefing at the same time as she is squirting.
Dude, Throckmorton told me that he was fucking Helen last night and he made her squeef. Then he said he smoked crystal meth while she was squeefing!
Squeefing by Joshy Eff April 10, 2026
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Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

squeaking spring symphony 

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)
One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

squeezing a dwarf 

taking a poop
So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

squealing like a cat 

When someone is whining or fussing about something...similar to squealing like a pig. Cats? Squealing? Designed to confuse.
"Those chicks found out we were prank calling them"
"They squealing like cats!"

"She said she was tired of walking......I told her to stop squealing like a cat."

squeeing 

My girlfriend won't stop squeeing over Supernatural.
squeeing by ABCISMASTA November 1, 2015

squeezing the ketchup 

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"
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