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Scotford Skull Fuck

Originally invented in the dirty 30's by Jacques Cousteau, and manipulated for personal use in the late 90's by some dude in Scotford. The Scotford Skull Fuck is an off-the-wall role playing sex adventure technique in which one person (usually the hot broad with the big lips and a tight ass) dons a SCBA (Self-Contained-Breathing-Apparatus) mask, purposely neglecting to attach the regulator. The other player in this sex-romp strips down to his skivvies and proceeds to insert his member (dong, penis, strap on, dildo, horsecock) into the SCBA mask mouthpiece. A full on face-fuck ensues for the next 37 minutes, until one of the parties involved passes out from pure orgasmic enjoyment... or over exertion.

The wearer of the mask then must lick up the salty mess and do the dishes after.
Crash: Hey dood, you ever role play before?
Christian: Yeah man, my girl diggs it!
Crash: Well I Scotford Skull Fuckked your girl last night while diddling her clam, and she did my dished after!
Christian: Bastad.
Scotford Skull Fuck by BezEhBeh October 5, 2010

scottford 

Asian dude with expressive eyebrows. Has an abnormally pointy tounge and will do anything for a 20 count spicy nugget.
Be a Scottford, not a Scotturd.
scottford by Gdawgy February 2, 2021

Scottcore 

A woman who is scottcore is one who incites both fear and lust in you. She will usually dress in all black and alternatively, and has many tattoos and piercings. A scottcore woman will thirst trap on Instagram and you will often see “liked by sstrangemore17” under such posts.
Dude that girl in Euphoria is so scottcore
Scottcore by yapqueen17 April 17, 2024

scottard 

something dark says that "offends me"
shut up u Scottard Nigger
scottard by anonymous February 20, 2021

scottward 

Hey look it that Scottward again
scottward by Sykopathik November 20, 2021
This is The term used for an automobile owned by a person named Scott.
Brand, color and condition may vary.
Bring your Scottrod over the the party
Scottrod by ChiefNibbles February 27, 2022