scottford 

Asian dude with expressive eyebrows. Has an abnormally pointy tounge and will do anything for a 20 count spicy nugget.

Be a Scottford, not a Scotturd.

scottford by Gdawgy February 2, 2021

Scotford Skull Fuck

Originally invented in the dirty 30's by Jacques Cousteau, and manipulated for personal use in the late 90's by some dude in Scotford. The Scotford Skull Fuck is an off-the-wall role playing sex adventure technique in which one person (usually the hot broad with the big lips and a tight ass) dons a SCBA (Self-Contained-Breathing-Apparatus) mask, purposely neglecting to attach the regulator. The other player in this sex-romp strips down to his skivvies and proceeds to insert his member (dong, penis, strap on, dildo, horsecock) into the SCBA mask mouthpiece. A full on face-fuck ensues for the next 37 minutes, until one of the parties involved passes out from pure orgasmic enjoyment... or over exertion.

The wearer of the mask then must lick up the salty mess and do the dishes after.

Crash: Hey dood, you ever role play before?
Christian: Yeah man, my girl diggs it!
Crash: Well I Scotford Skull Fuckked your girl last night while diddling her clam, and she did my dished after!
Christian: Bastad.

Scotford Skull Fuck by BezEhBeh October 5, 2010

Scatsford Row 

The name given to Slateford Road in Edinburgh when inebriated through copious amounts of alcohol

Gents, Shall we head down to the British Petroleum outlet on Scatsford Row to purchase some tobacco delivery devices?

Scatsford Row by Craig F. Rooney August 6, 2008

Bishop's Stortford 

Market town that in recent years has become infested with chavs and roadmen who are wannable gangstas. Most can be found in large groups regularly sucking each other off in parks or found online exposed as nonces.

Very low IQ population in general even among the non chavs. This can be blamed on immigration from Essex and shithole parts of London involving half brained white trash. Will soon be like Harlow.

Bishop's Stortford is a shithole with nothing to do.

Bishop's Stortford by Chav destroyer February 9, 2022

Stortford

Bishop's Stortford is a historic market town in the county of Hertfordshire. Nothing of historical significance is known of the Bishop's Stortford area, it does however boast the most outlandish people. Brian from Brother was rumoured to be from there. However its main celelbrity attractions are now:- ''crazy colin'' a man whom dresses in unusual clothes, ''Kev'' a cab driver whom can drink most locals under the bar and a suited man called ''the Stef'' who party trick is being able to identify a ladies underwear garments, size & type, with a single glance.

Look i don't care if your from ''Stortford'' you have to pay for it!!

Stortford by nounce June 23, 2011

Bishops Stortford College 

A boarding school in Hertfordshire, which hosts around 1000+ insanely beautiful people, Specifically he 4th form in RPH.

Wow, You're fit, you must be from Bishops stortford College

Bishops Stortford College by MattGibboss January 9, 2011

scottcord

a discord server; a prime example of falling off

"hey, you know that server scottcord?"
"oh yeah, that shit fell off so hard."

scottcord by rvrcmo August 24, 2024