scottify 

When someone should but then doesn't share with you.

We played football last night and he never passed the ball, it was a definite case of scottify.

We all wanted to play but Chris got scottified and wasn't involved.

scottify by Steve76ers October 17, 2014

Scottifer 

It is common to see "Scottifer's" in small vechials. Such people, also tend to drive very fast with little fear, but are carful and have a good sence of what is about to come. Wiether on the road, or in real life "scottifer's" have the tendency to predict what is going to happen. It is common to see "Scottifer's" walking on any local train track area. They tend to have a understandance for computers, and have the ablity to come up with "bogus" answers that sound real off the top of there head. Furthermore, most people with these names enjoy outdoors, and physical sports; such as paintball, and waterskiing.

It it very common to hear any "scottifer" saying "I dont want to eat chocolate, cuz im gonna get FAT. BUT ITS SOOOOOO GOOD"

Scottifer by Yoshie Jenkiens March 30, 2005

Spottify 

-Verb

The uncontrollable force of passing gas that is a bit greasy, squishy or moisty, thus staining the owners undergarments, underwear, britches, draws, etc... with a pigmented odor.

Dude, not an hour and a half went by after eating those burritos, which caused me to totally spottify my draws!

Spottify by Yellaman July 28, 2011

Scottified Taskmaster

Scottified Taskmaster The perfect man who will dance in the rain, and show you off and make you feel important. He will steel you're heart and make you feel like you are his everything. And when you least expect it, the Scottifie part happens, and every aspects of your life is nothing, lifeless, hopeless, loveless, and broken.

Scottified Taskmaster is a perfect prince charming from hell.
Yes i fell for my Scottified Taskmaster.
Scottified Taskmaster, and Angel are a perfectly imperfect love turned into a deserted disaster.

Scottified Taskmaster by Imperfectly perfect disaster July 9, 2019

scottifeeliosis 

having lack of emotional empathy, unable to feel pain or simply not giving a fuck. usually passed down from the genes of family members known for drinking large amounts of alcohol on a daily bases.

Tina's husband was killed in a tragic car accident but Tina simply had no feels for the tragic loss of her husband not realizing she had contracted scottifeeliosis.

Johnathan witnessed his best friend's penis being brutally mutilated by a deranged psychopath knowing that he may never have a normal sex life again looking for comfort at Johnathan but he simply did not care.

Nick was shot in the leg by a gang affiliated black man but Nick continued to run as if nothing happened un-aware that he caries the genetic gene of scottifeeliosis.

scottifeeliosis by spade760100 May 22, 2014

scottyfy 

To add unnecessary farkles to a possession, bordering on ridiculousness, with an attitude that they are pretty much necessary to enjoy use of the product.

Past tense: spottyfied.

She plans to scottyfy her her new pickup with an entertainment system so her kids could watch movies in the back seat.

scottyfy by enum June 13, 2022

Scotify 

A term used to turn someone into a native Scotsman and educate them with the local dialects. A play on words with reference to the music platform Spotify

'I had to Scotify her and teach her words like randan and boaby in an attempt to turn her Englishness to sound more local'

Scotify by Lee Anderson YLF November 3, 2022