Spottify 

-Verb

The uncontrollable force of passing gas that is a bit greasy, squishy or moisty, thus staining the owners undergarments, underwear, britches, draws, etc... with a pigmented odor.

Dude, not an hour and a half went by after eating those burritos, which caused me to totally spottify my draws!

Spottify by Yellaman July 28, 2011

spotify bomb 

A Spotify bomb is when you utilize one of the other locations your Spotify account is linked to play (such as someone else's apartment, someone else's TV, someone else's car radio) and start playing a song to surprise or scare the other person.

Man, I totally Spotify bombed Maria last night. I think her cat jumped into the ceiling. She's so pissed, but she doesn't know how to de-link her TV from my account.

spotify bomb by Neil Manhattan's West Village February 25, 2019

Spotify Ads

Ads that talk about their own company and how it sucks that they just interrupted your fun?

That one lady: Don’t you hate that Spotify Ads interrupt you and are so stupid?
That one man: Isn’t that what you literally just did? Just now?
That one lady: lItErAlLy!

Spotify Ads by Ooga_booga____ July 11, 2019

Just listening to some Spotify

Synonym of masturbation. This phrase dates back to 2013 when Australian cricketer Mitchell Starc allegedly walked in on teammate Moises Henriques having a wank whilst conducting an interview.

- Hey mate what are you up to?
- Yeah nah just listening to some Spotify mate.

Just listening to some Spotify by remboi June 18, 2018

Spotify Premium 

Something a person needs to get if they want some bitches on their dick.

Ayo has Timon been getting any bitches on his dick lately?
Nahh man, he still aint got that Spotify Premium

Spotify Premium by Sexy_Kieran January 17, 2021

Spotify 

That website that doesn't let you pick your own music on mobile and has ads telling you how bad ads are.

John: Yo bro do you like Spotify?
Tom: Oh you mean YT music with less steps?

Spotify by Veryepiclemon October 11, 2021