Definitions by enum

scottyfy 

To add unnecessary farkles to a possession, bordering on ridiculousness, with an attitude that they are pretty much necessary to enjoy use of the product.

Past tense: spottyfied.

She plans to scottyfy her her new pickup with an entertainment system so her kids could watch movies in the back seat.

scottyfy by enum June 13, 2022

jandy 

Virtue signaling coward who bends their knee to the woke mob.

A jandy at a razor company ran an ad showing a man teaching his daughter how to shave her beard.

jandy by enum March 25, 2022