scotchopotamus
scotchopotamus by sacko14 January 17, 2010
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sketchopotamus
1) A "sketchy" (creepy/shady) person who watches from a distance but scarcely moves, similar to how a hippopotamus peers out of the water with only it's eyes but remains still.
2) A not-so-subtle way of alluding to someone's sketchiness.
2) A not-so-subtle way of alluding to someone's sketchiness.
1) Jim- Anyone else notice the guy over there peering over his menu?
Sally- Yeah.
George - Yeah man, he's been doing that for like an hour. What a f***ing sketchopotamus.
2) Billy- I'm not so sure I trust that Frank guy you've been hanging around with, Lisa.
Lisa- What do you mean? He's a total sweetheart. Just yesterday, I ran into him at the supermarket and then AGAIN at the dry cleaner.
Billy- Let me just put it this way: if Frank had a favorite animal, it would be a sketchopotamus.
Sally- Yeah.
George - Yeah man, he's been doing that for like an hour. What a f***ing sketchopotamus.
2) Billy- I'm not so sure I trust that Frank guy you've been hanging around with, Lisa.
Lisa- What do you mean? He's a total sweetheart. Just yesterday, I ran into him at the supermarket and then AGAIN at the dry cleaner.
Billy- Let me just put it this way: if Frank had a favorite animal, it would be a sketchopotamus.
sketchopotamus by SirBeefcake August 10, 2010
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slothopotamus
A slow moving human being, likes being in the water and can drink a gallon of milk in less than 2 minutes. Woman can't resist this monster, yet laid back, this is a true warrior beast.
Slothopotamus was formed by a genetic deformation in the human DNA of the cross breading of a sloth and a hippopotamus
slothopotamus by Danomyte April 26, 2008
sketchopotamus
a descriptive term used to describe anything seemingly normal and safe but in actuality abnormal and unsafe.combination of two words. sketchy and hippopotamus. sketchy like an angry hippopotamus. whereas all hippos are graceful in the water but an angry hippo is a little sketchy.
sketchopotamus by billy bob f tard October 18, 2009
Sketchopotamus
A general feeling of uneasiness or creepiness, intermingled with fear and driven by a natural aversion to the unknown.
It can also be used as a prime example of Dane Cook's humor (however this is no Dane Cook joke, its just like one!). Basically, take a word, attach another and then brand it.
It can also be used as a prime example of Dane Cook's humor (however this is no Dane Cook joke, its just like one!). Basically, take a word, attach another and then brand it.
Guy 1: "Guys, check it out. I was wandering around downtown last night and I wound up finding this dive bar where you have to go down three flights of stairs and finally end up in a room with a tiny bar and a burning trash can surrounded by hobos."
Guy 2: "Shit dude!"
Guy 1: "Yeah it was totally sketchopotamus".
Alternatively, Guy 1 could have said he was feeling "sketchopotamus".
Guy 2: "Shit dude!"
Guy 1: "Yeah it was totally sketchopotamus".
Alternatively, Guy 1 could have said he was feeling "sketchopotamus".
Sketchopotamus by JMP swampie_d - Auggy doggy February 7, 2010
sketchopotamus
1. The epitome of sketchy.
2. Chosen for the excessive girth and danger of a hippopatamus.
3. A person that exudes an abnormally high level of the willies to any and all persons within the scope of there powers.
4. A person who is exponentially more sketchy than all references of sketchiness to the user before that point. Hence, the pinacle of a person's dealings with the noun that is sketchy
2. Chosen for the excessive girth and danger of a hippopatamus.
3. A person that exudes an abnormally high level of the willies to any and all persons within the scope of there powers.
4. A person who is exponentially more sketchy than all references of sketchiness to the user before that point. Hence, the pinacle of a person's dealings with the noun that is sketchy
person 1: I was trying to score some yay last night but my regular supplier was on holiday...
person 2: ... so whatever did you do ol' chap?
person 1: Well not any nose candy. The young mexicano gentelman you suggested the other week ended up being a real sketchopotamus and I got such a bad case of the willies I almost shat myself.
person 2: Ahhh, do tell.
person 1: Yes, yes
person 2: ... so whatever did you do ol' chap?
person 1: Well not any nose candy. The young mexicano gentelman you suggested the other week ended up being a real sketchopotamus and I got such a bad case of the willies I almost shat myself.
person 2: Ahhh, do tell.
person 1: Yes, yes
sketchopotamus by the one who will be known as October 2, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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