scoser

a person who thinks/trys to be a scene kid, but is really just a poser.

stephanie- look at my skinny jeans and bright shirt. i think i look really sce... i mean... cute today.

me- you look like a scoser...

stephanie- whats that?

me- oh, nothing!

by blahblahblahhh. May 18, 2008

Professional scorer

In reference to basketball, it’s an individual who can you a bucket by any means necessary. These players typically have phenomenal dribbling ability and can shoot off balance. Some of their box scores will show double digit scoring but limited on ancillary stats such as rebounding, assists, and steals.

Lou will is such a professional scorer. It’s amazing how he just knows how to size up his defenders and score at ease.

by TheYu February 25, 2021

scouser's passport

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road

"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"

by attackweasel August 4, 2013

Sposer

One who pretends to know/like sports. Sports + Poser = Sposer

My girlfriend is a sposer when it comes to the NCAA tournament.

by Jayla09 March 21, 2009

Scoper

Another word for spastic. Came into use when the Spastic's Society changed it's name to Scope.

You Scoper!
You're such a Scoper!
Scoooper!

by KiBe April 29, 2003

scouser

British

Someone who comes from Liverpool

by Earl Crumpet December 11, 2002

duh-scovery

A scientific discovery that is completely obvious to the rest of the world, such as that sugar cereal makes kids hyper, or that people don't exercise enough.

Scientists made a major duh-scovery today, revealing that those who eat salads and raw vegetables with salad dressing have considerably higher levels of vitamins C, E, B6, and folic acid.

by martica April 24, 2007