Smoser 

A smoser is a person that thinks they are real smooth, but they a actually a real loser.

Wow that guy thinks he is really cool but I think he's a smoser !

Smoser by Pegglyweggly March 19, 2016

Smoser 

a sexy sexy red head who makes everyone laugh and is a hella good senator at sidwell.

I wish that I could be Smoser!

She wishes that she could be as cool as Smoser.

Smoser by you know who November 7, 2004

Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.

Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!

Honkey Smoker by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

Smokers Lungs 

Something only Tina D Cook knows about so very well.

Tina D Cooks nasty ass smokers lungs and breath are disgusting!!!🤮🤮🤮 And her yuck breath too. Barf City!!!

Smokers Lungs by OrangeCandyBar March 30, 2022

South Carolina Smoker

When you fart in a tent and close up all the windows so that the next person who comes in walks into a hot, smelly wall of shit.

We went camping the other day and I ate a lot of beans so I pulled a South Carolina Smoker on my girlfriend and nearly made her puke.

South Carolina Smoker by Smellybunghole November 6, 2011

smoker's remorse 

The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.

Dude, you wanna finish my cigarette? I've got a bad case of smoker's remorse.

smoker's remorse by James_DP March 11, 2009

SMSer 

A student who buys a mobile phone usually a Nokia, which is on a pre-paid plan, they also take their phones to school and never use them because these people never have any credit. They can only use their phone when there is a glitch in the network which causes free SMS messaging, at this time they spent all their time sending SMS's to other SMSers which wastes their battery so they can't read or receive all the messages their friends (SMSers) sent them. Most of the messages sent at this time blank messages which are sent to other SMSers to piss them off. Also the messages are written in internet language example, "Wat u doin Hav u sen n e 1 2da.” this language is altered and changed by all SMSer so that they can't understand each other. SMSers also send lots of money on shit overpriced cases and accessories such as phone lights with drain their batteries even more. These people are complete morons and think that having a phone means that they got a "life", but if you think spending your time sending blank messages is a "life" there is something seriously wrong with you.

SMSer: "Hey Bob there's free messaging".
Bob: "Put your phone on vibrate, shove it up your ass and get a friend with credit to SMS you!"

SMSer: "Hey Bob, look at my phone lights aren't they cool"
Bob: "Hold your phone with the lights on and stick your hand in a bucket of water."

SMSer: "I spent thirty bucks on my case and when I dropped my phone on my pillow it shattered and cracked my screen."

SMSer by PotatoChip May 24, 2003