scootnu 

when your penis is so enormous it scoots on the floor

ann,” ryan is was a scootnu after we hooked up.”

frank,” nice i should after hooking up with rachel.”

scootnu by shrekdad January 4, 2018

scootourist 

someone who likes the scooter scene and it's music and vibe but hasn't got a scooter.
This can mean at best those who wish to support the scene for those who do have scooters and love to ride whatever the weather, all the way to those who wish to enjoy the 'positive' as they see it: clothes, dance, booze, social scene, soul music, bands, cameraderie, but don't want what they see as the negative aspects 'the riding hundreds of miles on underpowered machines in poor weather, fixing vintage machines yourself, spending lots of money maintaining an inherently unreliable and expensive machine.

Scootourists: 'miss the point' of scootering
Like a biker without a bike, a hells angel without the bike, leather or brothers, a soulie without vinyl or a dancefloor, they clutter the scene believing they belong when they are deluding themselves and fooling no one else.

Hey look at Rob: what's he doing here?
Did he buy a scooter?
'No He's a scootourist now' look at his clean jacket, everyone else looks damp around the edges: not him: he came in his car!
Did you wave at him?
yeah: with 2 fingers! what a loser!
the proverbial 'spare prick at a wedding'

scootourist by terry fuckwitt1 September 28, 2011

Shootnugget

A type of slang used by angry women

“OH SHOOTNUGGETS BILL!!!”

Shootnugget by Whonowwhattt May 20, 2018

scoothump 

Two people who own scooters that are madly in love with one another.

Those two love birds are scoothumpin.

scoothump by Downtown Lane Spliiter November 3, 2008

scootfuck 

sex in which during the act the partners move along in any direction, almost with every thrust or grind.

We were so caught up, we just scootfucked around the entire living room. You could see the path in the carpet afterward

scootfuck by errpo August 7, 2011

scootbutt 

A skinny male that smokes bukoo weed

You smoke so much your name should be scootbutt

scootbutt by niecii June 11, 2015

scoopnum 

when lyrics are too hard to make just put "scoopnum", "Ratnum" or basically anything that ends with "num"

Big shaq, hold tight Asnee, scoopnum, ratnum, oosna

scoopnum by pedo karry October 30, 2017