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scoothump 

Two people who own scooters that are madly in love with one another.
Those two love birds are scoothumpin.
scoothump by Downtown Lane Spliiter November 3, 2008
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slothump 

Waiting until a slot is free on a game server by constantly refreshing it.
you wanna go to server #1 or slothump the others?
slothump by jezpuh September 25, 2005

scrotumpole 

A derogatory term for the "corporate ladder".
Giving a swallow job to Mr. Smith at the company picnic sure helped Melany climb the scrotumpole.
scrotumpole by DevilBoy March 11, 2003

ScottHemphill 

The best husband in the whole world and current incumbent for Best Father of the Year International.
I love ScottHemphill.
ScottHemphill by Whitney Hemphill November 2, 2007

Scrotumptious 

a declaration of ecstacy or joy, the superlative declaration of joy
that was just scrotumptious
Scrotumptious by Joan Caplin. August 6, 2008

Spoonhump 

What you do to your girlfriend in the morning when you have a big ol' boner and are fantasizing about fully exercising it.
The slow grinding spoonhump is an effective means to waking up your girlfriend for a lil' morning sex.

I told him not to spoonhump me before 7am in the morning.
Spoonhump by kgirlTC October 6, 2011

Spoonhumping 

The act of humping your other during a session of spooning.
Your boyfriend rolls over to spoon you in the morning and you welcome it as a warm snuggle. Then the spoonhumping commences and you roll your eyes as you roll away in search of a few more hours of sleep. In most cases, spoonhumping leads to forking.
Spoonhumping by kgirlTC October 6, 2011
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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