scoothump

Two people who own scooters that are madly in love with one another.

Those two love birds are scoothumpin.

by Downtown Lane Spliiter November 3, 2008

slothump

Waiting until a slot is free on a game server by constantly refreshing it.

you wanna go to server #1 or slothump the others?

by jezpuh September 25, 2005

scrotumpole

A derogatory term for the "corporate ladder".

Giving a swallow job to Mr. Smith at the company picnic sure helped Melany climb the scrotumpole.

by DevilBoy March 11, 2003

ScottHemphill

The best husband in the whole world and current incumbent for Best Father of the Year International.

I love ScottHemphill.

by Whitney Hemphill November 2, 2007

Scrotumptious

a declaration of ecstacy or joy, the superlative declaration of joy

that was just scrotumptious

by Joan Caplin. August 6, 2008

Spoonhump

What you do to your girlfriend in the morning when you have a big ol' boner and are fantasizing about fully exercising it.

The slow grinding spoonhump is an effective means to waking up your girlfriend for a lil' morning sex.

I told him not to spoonhump me before 7am in the morning.

by kgirlTC October 6, 2011

Spoonhumping

The act of humping your other during a session of spooning.

Your boyfriend rolls over to spoon you in the morning and you welcome it as a warm snuggle. Then the spoonhumping commences and you roll your eyes as you roll away in search of a few more hours of sleep. In most cases, spoonhumping leads to forking.

by kgirlTC October 6, 2011