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Scoopalone
When a child acts up at the kitchen table, and the parent slaps this child upside the head, forcing his/her face to plunge into his/her cereal/soup bowl.
Scoopalone by Scoopalone February 19, 2009
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Snoogaloob
(n) Creature, oft piglet-like in appearance, requiring various forms of attention and foodstuffs, particularly Chinese takeaway
Snoogaloob by Pooh_thebear October 12, 2020
scootscootbangbang
scootscootbangbang by bootleg_doritos April 7, 2017
Smootloops
A filthy,fucking,disgusting,whore who is willing to fuck in the bathroom in school.
Any one who fucks dirty shop kids in a dirty shop class
Any one who fucks dirty shop kids in a dirty shop class
Smootloops by Tony.1 January 18, 2008
cootaloo
cootaloo by Cootaloo Queen April 12, 2017
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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