cootaloo
cootaloo by Cootaloo Queen April 12, 2017
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CootFloosh
Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.
Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear?
Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?
Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.
*Emma seethes with jealousy*
Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?
Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.
*Emma seethes with jealousy*
CootFloosh by Pogoextreme August 31, 2018
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cootaloo • CooCaloo • coogaloo • Cookaloo • cookaloon • cookaloopia • Coolaloola • coonaloon • CootFloosh • Coop-A-Loop
coonaloon
CooCaloo
Coo-Caloo
1. Usually means a dick or vagina, usually related too masturbation or touching that area.
2. It usually consists of a fuckboy touching themselves.
1. Usually means a dick or vagina, usually related too masturbation or touching that area.
2. It usually consists of a fuckboy touching themselves.
Memefagget2000: Get out ye fucking coocaloo fuckboy
Fuckboy3000: Shut ye lizard as up mate I will fuck ye
Memefagget2000: You can cum in your own face ye fuckin idiot wankstain dickwally
Fuckboy3000: Oops, i cummed on myself *drinks bleach*
Fuckboy3000: Shut ye lizard as up mate I will fuck ye
Memefagget2000: You can cum in your own face ye fuckin idiot wankstain dickwally
Fuckboy3000: Oops, i cummed on myself *drinks bleach*
CooCaloo by Jayden Brown June 5, 2016
Cookaloo
Cookaloo by brown_shart_4423 May 22, 2022
Coopaloop
Coopaloop, also known as "Poopaloop" or "The Shit Ring" is when a male proceeds to defaecate on a females torso, shaping it into a circle with ones hands. Once the circle is complete, the male then ejaculates into the circle.
Coopaloop by miamiheat09 April 22, 2009
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