scootable 

Scootable (adjective): The quality of being so irresistible or enticing that one simply must scoot over to it, be it a delectable dessert, a hilarious meme, or a tantalizing sale at your favorite store. It's like a siren song, but for your butt on a wheeled contraption.

Feeling like a human version of Hungry Hungry Hippos, she couldn't resist the scootable allure of the all-you-can-eat dessert buffet.

scootable by NyxLabs January 28, 2024

scootaloo 

1. The name of one of the Cutiemark Crusaders(CMC) from My Little Pony: Friendship is magic.
2. A chicken call.

Here chickens! Scoot-scoot-scootaloo! Come here chickens!

scootaloo by Fluttrshy July 18, 2011

Shortables

Not really shorts, but not really pants either.

Steve: Hey, Jake, those are some sweet shorts.

Jake: These aren't shorts, they're shortables.

Shortables by firsttimestarter October 19, 2018

scoobledoob 

Someone who has an addiction to porn and jerking off.

I heard Kevin is a scoobledoob

scoobledoob by carver carson March 22, 2021

scoopable

Related to the princess-like quality of a girl directly correlating to how convenient it would be to carry her away in a romantic situation.

person 1: Yo, who dat fine a$$ lil' shawty?
person 2: I dunno n1gg@, but she as scoopable as dey get.

scoopable by specialk30 April 21, 2011

scoopable

Adj. Able to be scooped, grabbed or snatched.

Evan: "What do you think about buying XYZ stock here?"
Steve: "I think it's been hit by some tax-loss selling which makes it pretty scoopable. I like it."

scoopable by stockman09 December 18, 2010

Scooblebopped 

Someone who is confused, doesn’t know what is going on

“holy shit i farted and that smell has me scooblebopped”

Scooblebopped by jcass69trappy December 16, 2021