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A g-string worn by farmers, particularly dairy farmers in northern regions of Bavaria, on their way to milk the cows.
(In a German accent) Oi mate I’m on me way to milk the cows. Damn your scoompa looking fine, know anywhere you can get one from near here? Me cows need a new sight to see before I turn into a scoompa loompa. Do you prefer yours lace or hand woven silk?
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Scoopalone 

When a child acts up at the kitchen table, and the parent slaps this child upside the head, forcing his/her face to plunge into his/her cereal/soup bowl.
Gino gave his son Vincenzo a Scoopalone during breakfast for antagonizing his Sister Sophia.
Scoopalone by Scoopalone February 19, 2009
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Scoombage 

Pronounced- Skoom-bahj

A fuckin Scumbag, scum of the earth mothafucka.
Ayyy MICKEY, come out here and teach this fuckin gombadooch scoombage a lesson in respect..
Scoombage by Don Fuckyamotha July 25, 2010

Scoopadabop 

•A word that shows excitement and/or pleasure over something.

•Also noted that it's the easiest word to say known to man.
•"Hey Jason! Are you excited to see the movie?"

•"Yeah! I can't wait to scoopadabop right on over!"
Scoopadabop by TehSeidle March 30, 2013
Related to the princess-like quality of a girl directly correlating to how convenient it would be to carry her away in a romantic situation.
person 1: Yo, who dat fine a$$ lil' shawty?
person 2: I dunno n1gg@, but she as scoopable as dey get.
scoopable by specialk30 April 21, 2011
When someone is so awkward or embarrassing that you don't want to be associated with them and would prefer to just walk away.
That kid over there was saying some pretty scoombadi things to me yesterday. I don't really want to talk to him ever again.
Scoombadi by Allen Waterman November 17, 2011
Adj. Able to be scooped, grabbed or snatched.
Evan: "What do you think about buying XYZ stock here?"
Steve: "I think it's been hit by some tax-loss selling which makes it pretty scoopable. I like it."
scoopable by stockman09 December 18, 2010