scoopability 

being able to pick up chicks

joe: damn bro you pulled like the hottest chick in the bar last night
kevin: yeah ive got scoopability son

scoopability by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

scoopability 

1. A food's potiential to be successfully picked up by a serving/eating utensil.
2. A serving/eating utensil's ability to pick up food.

Dude: Hand me that spatula!
Friend: No, it doesn't have scoopability.
Dude: lolwut?
Friend: It will not aid you in obtaining your food.

scoopability by PostItPenname July 26, 2010

scoopability 

n. a positive characteristic of a set of jugs that describes their ultimate ability to be scooped by a random set of hands;

n. the incomparable awesomeness of a nice set of tits

The scoopability on her tits is perfect

Dude those boobs have excellent scoopability

scoopability by thatfunnykid69 October 25, 2011

Snoofability 

Snoofability is the ability to Snoof.
noun, plural
1. power or capacity to do or act physically, mentally, legally, morally, financially, etc.
2. competence in an activity or occupation because of one's skill, training, or other qualification: the ability to snoof well.
3. abilities, talents; special skills or aptitudes: Composing music is beyond his abilities.

Snoof is defined below

Snoof (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation)
(Noun) to analyse resources and be questioning with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain
(Noun) one who snoofs

Snoofing
(Verb) the act of a snoof.

Snoofing
(Verb) Technical: the act of to capture unauthorised Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain

Snoofa (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation Addict)
(Noun) a person addicted to snoofing

Snoofed
(Noun) as in ‘You have been snoofed.’
Slang: meanings “Case the joint” / “Check it out” / Make a killing” / Rip them off” / “Nick their ideas” / “Scam them”

• I think I have been snoofed meaning Ripped –off or Conned or Scammed
• They snoofed my pad meaning They cased the joint or were timewasters
• They snoofed my gen meaning They pinched my ideas, techniques and knowledge

To analyse resources and be questioning, with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain

For example,
1. The act of seeking out and adapting a good solution from existing service providers.
2. To view real estate to compare and contrast with a similar real estate.
3. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for critical assessment.
4. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for possible future criminal activity.
5. To rummage through personal property seeking items to sell for profit.
6. To rummage through charity shops seeking items to sell for profit.
7. To window shop, seeking potential bargains and lower costs
8.To capture Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain (see Wikipedia listing)

Snoofing From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Snoofing is a combination of the words snooping and sniffing as it relates to Wi-Fi wireless network discovery. Snooping is the act of capturing packets surreptitiously, where as sniffing is the act of looking for Wi-Fi wireless network

His Snoofability is excellent
My Snoofability has really improved over the years.

Snoofability by BJ Franks April 22, 2007

Scrotability 

The functionality of one's scrotum.

Janet - "Will's all balls! His scrotability is off the charts."

Scrotability by Not Will and def not raf March 6, 2023

Shopability Layer 

The layer of an online movie-watching experience that allows you to buy what you’re seeing in the movie/TV show.

You: “I love your shirt!”
LaLa: “Thanks! I got it while on Bridgerton”
You: “Say what?”
LaLa: “Yeah, they have a Shopability Layer on that platform now that lets you shop the show!

Shopability Layer by Luthiençia May 27, 2022