sconeology

The art of creating a scone in the correct fashion and knowing the science behind it. Cream first then jam...no questions! Philistines that put jam first should be burned as witches...as it was in the olden days

"Ah...i see you are a student of sconeology, perhaps you would like to try jam before cream to have a more wider opinion on the matter"
"Witch...burn them"

by Kendotronic3000 August 5, 2022

smokeology

the study of smoke to see the different properties in it such as density, color, taste, smell, etc. to determine qaulity for smoking. good to know so you dont get bad smoke go up in your lungs.

Man this shit dont smoke right its all cut up im going to have to teach you some smokeology so you dont bring this shit again. are you trying to kill me?

by kushtoking October 22, 2008

Shoeology

The study of types of shoes, their classification, and which foot they go on.

"Gabrielle is a shoeologist, she helped me figured out that the right shoe goes on my RIGHT foot."

"What do you mean i need to go to school for ten years to get my shoeology degree?!"

by Big Woods November 20, 2011

Stonology

The study of development between cannabis and culture, and how they effect one another

If you want to study cannabis,why not major in Stonology?

by T.D.Sensei April 9, 2021

Stonology

The study of being stoned. Studied by massing a large amount of buds, getting baked, and recording all of the dumb shit that occurs.

A: Dude what we doing tonight
B: Stonology experiment
A: Cool I'll bring the bong

by 420 Crusade November 22, 2010

Shonology

The sexual exploration of the mind, body, and soul, in relation to the philosophical understanding of who we are together universally in the current dimension.

I practice Shonology to help me understand how to relate to someone I'm intrigued or interested in.

by EFlo October 9, 2016

soncology

Causes of a son and its treatments...

George: I heard you have a son now!
Jeff: Yeah going to Soncology tomorrow

by The Doctorist March 31, 2017