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sconeology 

The art of creating a scone in the correct fashion and knowing the science behind it. Cream first then jam...no questions! Philistines that put jam first should be burned as witches...as it was in the olden days
"Ah...i see you are a student of sconeology, perhaps you would like to try jam before cream to have a more wider opinion on the matter"
"Witch...burn them"
sconeology by Kendotronic3000 August 5, 2022
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smokeology 

the study of smoke to see the different properties in it such as density, color, taste, smell, etc. to determine qaulity for smoking. good to know so you dont get bad smoke go up in your lungs.
Man this shit dont smoke right its all cut up im going to have to teach you some smokeology so you dont bring this shit again. are you trying to kill me?
smokeology by kushtoking October 22, 2008

Shoeology 

The study of types of shoes, their classification, and which foot they go on.
"Gabrielle is a shoeologist, she helped me figured out that the right shoe goes on my RIGHT foot."

"What do you mean i need to go to school for ten years to get my shoeology degree?!"
Shoeology by Big Woods November 20, 2011

Stonology 

The study of development between cannabis and culture, and how they effect one another
If you want to study cannabis,why not major in Stonology?
Stonology by T.D.Sensei April 9, 2021

Stonology 

The study of being stoned. Studied by massing a large amount of buds, getting baked, and recording all of the dumb shit that occurs.
A: Dude what we doing tonight
B: Stonology experiment
A: Cool I'll bring the bong
Stonology by 420 Crusade November 22, 2010

Shonology 

The sexual exploration of the mind, body, and soul, in relation to the philosophical understanding of who we are together universally in the current dimension.
I practice Shonology to help me understand how to relate to someone I'm intrigued or interested in.
Shonology by EFlo October 9, 2016

soncology 

Causes of a son and its treatments...
George: I heard you have a son now!
Jeff: Yeah going to Soncology tomorrow
soncology by The Doctorist March 31, 2017
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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