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smokeology

the study of smoke to see the different properties in it such as density, color, taste, smell, etc. to determine qaulity for smoking. good to know so you dont get bad smoke go up in your lungs.
Man this shit dont smoke right its all cut up im going to have to teach you some smokeology so you dont bring this shit again. are you trying to kill me?
by kushtoking October 22, 2008
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Reverse Smokology

When you try to study but your brain won't kick into gear, so you decide to smoke a bowl to see if it will trick your brain into working.
"God damn it! I've taken 3 caffeine pills (or ritalin or adderall) and I still can't study! Pack the bong, I have to try reverse smokology for this one."
by Valtastic October 7, 2009
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Strokeology

The act of giving a hand job in class. Most likely a grade A whore.
I heard Connor has a Master's degree in strokeology what a slut.
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Shakeology

Shakeology

A multivitamin, dehydrated grass clippings and a choice of either chocolate, strawberry or 'greenberry' sweetener blended together, put into bags and purchased by P90X-Sheep & overweight housewives for $150 a bag hoping that it's magical.

If you buy Shakeology you are instantly classed a moron.
Carl Daikeler (CEO of Beachbody, the company that sells Shakeology): Buy Shakeology today for only $5000 for a 30-day supply. If you don't want to buy it i'll just get my army of Beachbody coaches to talk negatively about you on their poorly SEO'd websites. Now buy all my products you dimwitted assholes or you'll become fat and die by next Christmas.

Anybody with vague knowledge of nutrition: Bro you could just buy a multivitamin for like $3 instead of wasting your money on a liquid form multivitamin pumped full of non-existance berry extracts and dried out lawn trimmings from the four corners of the world.
by TonyHerton August 16, 2012
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strokeology

the art of repeatedly stroking salesmen with no intention to buy anything (often practiced by people with absolutely no life or money).
one salesman asks is that guy going to buy anything? the other replies, no that m f er has a phd strokeology degree.
by fat finger November 3, 2009
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Shoeology

The study of types of shoes, their classification, and which foot they go on.
"Gabrielle is a shoeologist, she helped me figured out that the right shoe goes on my RIGHT foot."

"What do you mean i need to go to school for ten years to get my shoeology degree?!"
by Big Woods November 20, 2011
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Smokeologist

Someone who studies the act of smoking ie Cigarettes, Weed, Vaping, Hookah.
That guy over there doesnt smoke anymore since he became a smokeologist.
by CumGuzzler419 July 23, 2021
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