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When you take a dirty brown steamer on your bird.
Janice is coming round later, she’s bringing a dish supper then I’m going to scocha all over her fat paps.
scocha by Boston john January 20, 2019
Words you can keep
An intense feeling or emotion of care, love and affection for someone, irrespective of reciprocal demand.
I'm suffering from sochanism
Sochanism by Nahcos October 25, 2022

Scoochamanoch

Sia: I love marshmallows with pasta

Miss Price: Don't be such a scoochamanoch!
Scoochamanoch by Bella </3 February 5, 2023

stochastic censorship 

Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.
Making up newspeak like stochastic terrorism, it makes the newspeak term stochastic censorship relevant. Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.
stochastic censorship by Fnu lnu November 22, 2022
so•cha |sō ch ä|

noun

• a plant, typically found growing around human-made structures such as buildings, walls, pathways, drains, gardens and farms.
• a plant out of place.
• a synonym for “weed” with a positive connotation.

Usage of socha

A socha is a plant considered to be undesirable in a particular environment. Just like a “weed”, a socha grows where it is not wanted and often in competition with cultivated plants. While the term "weed" generally has a negative connotation, many plants known as weeds have beneficial qualities (e.g. nutritional, medicinal, environmental, aesthetic) and can be called sochas.

Origin of socha

Ubykh Soatshe (noun), Spanish Nolana Sedifolia (Sosa/Hierba de la lombriz/Sosa brava) (noun), Spanish Sosa (noun), Portuguese and Galician Sousa (noun), Sosah (noun) of unknown origin; related to English Weed (noun)

History of socha

This usage of the word can be traced back to New York City in the early 2000s. The term was initially used to describe the wild plants found growing through the cracks of the city’s concrete sidewalks and around sewer drains. Since then, the expression has evolved to include most plants growing in surprising or unfavorable places and to symbolize perseverance (i.e. life finding a way).

*Disclaimer*

Sochas are equal opportunity growers and do not discriminate on the basis of temperature, light, water, oxygen, mineral content or insect species.
“There’s a beautiful socha right down the street.”

“How did this socha grow through all of that concrete?”
socha by 19153811291920 January 27, 2016
(noun) a wicked hot day in Boston.
Hey Sully, why are you wearing that sweatah, its a friggin scorcha!
scorcha by Vlade D. January 30, 2007

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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