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Scoch
A little
Scoch
A word describing the cock, often used by Welsh people to patronise Scots. Used appropriately with the word balls
Scoch by PleasureFingers May 16, 2022
Scooch a mooch
Scooch a mooch by hereforari June 17, 2016
Scooch a mooch
Scooch a mooch by Agb_93 July 23, 2015
Pork Scotch Van
A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.
Pork Scotch Van by Lumpbag May 10, 2009
Scotchcock
Scotchcock by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017
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