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Let me move this tram a scoch
Scoch by Shane 420 March 22, 2019
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A word describing the cock, often used by Welsh people to patronise Scots. Used appropriately with the word balls
Ryan: ‘ Get your Scoch and balls out lad’.
Luke: ‘What the fuck you dumb cunt’.
Scoch by PleasureFingers May 16, 2022

Scooch a mooch 

*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch
Scooch a mooch by hereforari June 17, 2016

Scooch a mooch 

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing
Scooch a mooch by Agb_93 July 23, 2015

Pork Scotch Van 

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.
Pork Scotch Van by Lumpbag May 10, 2009

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.
That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.
Scotchcock by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017