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Salutatorian 

The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.
The salutatorian gave a speech at graduation.
Salutatorian by KateWalters May 31, 2017

Greetings and Salutations 

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

SMLUTAWL 

Dude 1: Dood, I fucked Ginava last night and now there are some weird looking bumps all over my body...ffffFUCK is going awnnnn
Dude 2: That's like, AIDS cancer shit brahhh, you got 7 days to live mannnn, plus we're out of dank shettt mmmbuiiii
Dude 1: awww SHIT, SMLUTAWL
SMLUTAWL by BL4ZN May 7, 2010
him: chek those girls out

him walkin past girls

him: SLUTAGE

girls: u wat?
Slutage by Lamboo May 26, 2009

salutatorian 

The person who has the second highest gpa as of the freeze date per the student handbook.
The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school
salutatorian by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017

Slutasaurus Rex 

Krista, you are such a Slutasaurus Rex!! Put the dick down and feed yo' baby!