Slurage: The act of grammatical laziness causing one to inconsistently add and/or subtract letters from a word creating a sometimes more efficient figure of speech. In the construction of a Slurage one
will find the possibilities to be as endless, dangerous, amusing, witty,
ugly, random, and
will come to realize that the benefits of their Slurage to mankind are not only minimal but are as non-existent as the leprechaun in Alabama.
EX: A worthless
potato may choose to mash the words those and were together giving water birth to the new slurage - Twer.
Bruce Springsteen Slurage: "Twer the glory days."
Bryan Adams Summer of '
69 Slurage: "Twer the best days of my life."
Hillbilly
pip-squeak slurage: "Twer mine!!!"