schtumpy 

Term used to describe a shiitake mushroom log. Typically used by boomers.

“I’m having trouble keeping my schtumpy moist. Any tips?”

schtumpy by Grecokurd January 10, 2022

schtumpy 

It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he was singing about his damn alligator. Or crocodile. What's the fucking difference?

Kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!

schtumpy by Amelia V. Berkhaus October 13, 2007

schwumpy 

adj. strong and large in size, thick or bulky, most commonly describes demon tails

"Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail."

schwumpy by T bone Doggy July 13, 2009

Schlumpy 

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired

Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.

Schlumpy by JM01 May 25, 2006

Schtump

The act of stamping matter, generally fecal, through a grate or small opening.

Dude, that food yesterday messed my stomach up and I had to schtump in the shower.

Schtump by DctrAJ October 9, 2019

Schtump

The act of stamping matter, generally fecal, through a grate or small opening.

Dude, that food yesterday messed my stomach up and I had to schtump in the shower.

Schtump by DctrAJ October 9, 2019

schlumpy 

unwillingness to move
exhausted, without will
the height of laziness
sleepy

Bob appeared schlumpy as he slouched on the couch.

schlumpy by Silly Sue October 2, 2009