schtumpy

Term used to describe a shiitake mushroom log. Typically used by boomers.

“I’m having trouble keeping my schtumpy moist. Any tips?”

by Grecokurd January 10, 2022

schtumpy

It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he was singing about his damn alligator. Or crocodile. What's the fucking difference?

Kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!

by Amelia V. Berkhaus October 13, 2007

schwumpy

adj. strong and large in size, thick or bulky, most commonly describes demon tails

"Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail."

by T bone Doggy July 13, 2009

Schlumpy

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired

Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.

by JM01 May 25, 2006

Schtump

The act of stamping matter, generally fecal, through a grate or small opening.

Dude, that food yesterday messed my stomach up and I had to schtump in the shower.

by DctrAJ October 9, 2019

Schtump

The act of stamping matter, generally fecal, through a grate or small opening.

Dude, that food yesterday messed my stomach up and I had to schtump in the shower.

by DctrAJ October 9, 2019

schlumpy

unwillingness to move
exhausted, without will
the height of laziness
sleepy

Bob appeared schlumpy as he slouched on the couch.

by Silly Sue October 2, 2009