schwonged

To get destroyed

Yo mate you have just been schwonged

by Ibandiito January 1, 2020

Schwonged

To get rekt/destroyed

Get schwonged booiiii

by Ibandiito January 1, 2020

Schlongevity

Male sex stamina

After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."

John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...

by j0hnwillie March 13, 2008

schmenged

when you gets a fugged over

ive been schmenged

by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

schlonged

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency

by Calypso121 April 3, 2016

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.

She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.

by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016

schwinned

The act of being hit by a bicycle. Increased liklihood on college campus' due to a combination of the fact that some students ride rather recklessly and others walk on bike paths without looking.

I saw a guy get schwinned hardcore today. It was fuckin' hilarious.

by j.money September 19, 2005