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a strange weapon with a round blunt sphere on one side and a small blade on the other side.

it is typically unbalanced and impractical to use with it also having a short handle and being ridiculously heavy.
person 1: I just clobbered that hobo with a schwoam.

person 2: wtf is a schwoam?

person 1: this! *clobbers person two using schwoam*
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Schwammered 

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.
Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore
Schwammered by schwammered June 5, 2010

schwombo 

A blind paedophile wombat, commonly found in southern Tasmania.
"Schwombo dat you there!?"
"Best get on your knees now Schwombo!"
"Schwombo can't see so good no more!"
"Shake n' glaze Schwombo!"
schwombo by ThETrUtHBoUtWoMbAtS September 27, 2018
Schwam's are pink single speed bikes. They are built in Boulder, CO. Generation one was built in the summer of 2004.
"What is that?"
"Its my SCHWAM"
"Does it have gears?"
"Gears are for guys that can't get girlfriends!"
SCHWAM by elchachador November 7, 2007

schwoassen 

Starker Alkoholkonsum, Synonym zu saufen.
Schwoassen wir uns heute richig weg!
schwoassen by Pallissis May 25, 2022
an adjective, used the same way as cool.
Person One: "We're gonna meet at the movies at eight tonight, okay?"
Person Two: "That's schwam."
schwam by Little Chunky Foo Foo January 22, 2006

schwammy 

the sweet love box; the area between a girl's thighs.
She wasn't wearing any panties and you could totally see her schwammy.
schwammy by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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