schwoam

a strange weapon with a round blunt sphere on one side and a small blade on the other side.

it is typically unbalanced and impractical to use with it also having a short handle and being ridiculously heavy.

person 1: I just clobbered that hobo with a schwoam.

person 2: wtf is a schwoam?

person 1: this! *clobbers person two using schwoam*

by gechlorsh the unfathomable October 27, 2021

Schwammered

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.

Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore

by schwammered June 5, 2010

schwombo

A blind paedophile wombat, commonly found in southern Tasmania.

"Schwombo dat you there!?"
"Best get on your knees now Schwombo!"
"Schwombo can't see so good no more!"
"Shake n' glaze Schwombo!"

by ThETrUtHBoUtWoMbAtS September 27, 2018

SCHWAM

Schwam's are pink single speed bikes. They are built in Boulder, CO. Generation one was built in the summer of 2004.

"What is that?"
"Its my SCHWAM"
"Does it have gears?"
"Gears are for guys that can't get girlfriends!"

by elchachador November 7, 2007

schwoassen

Starker Alkoholkonsum, Synonym zu saufen.

Schwoassen wir uns heute richig weg!

by Pallissis May 25, 2022

schwam

an adjective, used the same way as cool.

Person One: "We're gonna meet at the movies at eight tonight, okay?"
Person Two: "That's schwam."

by Little Chunky Foo Foo January 22, 2006

schwammy

the sweet love box; the area between a girl's thighs.

She wasn't wearing any panties and you could totally see her schwammy.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003