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SCHWAM

Schwam's are pink single speed bikes. They are built in Boulder, CO. Generation one was built in the summer of 2004.

"What is that?"
"Its my SCHWAM"
"Does it have gears?"
"Gears are for guys that can't get girlfriends!"

by elchachador October 22, 2007

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schwam

an adjective, used the same way as cool.

Person One: "We're gonna meet at the movies at eight tonight, okay?"
Person Two: "That's schwam."

by Little Chunky Foo Foo January 16, 2006

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schwam

Schwam's are pink single speed bikes. They are built in Boulder, CO. Generation one was built in the summer of 2004.

"What is that?"
"Its my SCHWAM"
"Does it have gears?"
"Gears are for guys that can't get girlfriends!"

by elchachador October 04, 2007

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schwam

A slang term for marijuana, perhaps originating from the word "shwag." Can also be used like the verb "to smoke."

Dude, I just bought an 8th of schwam and were gonna blaze it all tonight.

We're going to schwam before we watch Half Baked.

by Miguel Willows September 05, 2005

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schwam

An incident involving a man having sex with a hot girl on a beach in Spain (or Portugal).

Dude, I had the best schwam in Spain last summer.

by Jon #1 November 18, 2006

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Schwam

Rabaka's way of counting. It is the equivalent of ONE. Derived from the insane group called Group X.

Teacher: Children, let's count to ten.
Ralph: SCHWAM!

by EMLINIA January 08, 2005

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