schwammy 

the sweet love box; the area between a girl's thighs.

She wasn't wearing any panties and you could totally see her schwammy.

schwammy by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

Schwammered 

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.

Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore

Schwammered by schwammered June 5, 2010

schwammie 

The schwammie is a blackjack dealer that takes your money in Las Vegas or any other reputable gambling establishment.

The schwammie is a new dealer that is installed after the previous dealer has been paying the entire table. The job of the schwammie is to get the money back for the casino.

I just got schwammed.

This dealer has been taking all of my money. Schwamm Schwamm.

Watch out for the Schwammie.

schwammie by Udeson January 31, 2007

schwamm 

Someone who is very stupid and feels awkward meeting new people. Only love interests are generally animals, esp. cats.

That girl is such a Schwamm she legit has no friends all she does is flirt with cats.

EWWWWW that girl is a Schwamm i hate her more than i anything in the whole world.

schwamm by kittycatobsesser! April 23, 2009

Schwamm 

The status achieved when you have 25,000 unopened email messages in your inbox.

I was hoping to read some of my email when I got back from vacation but now I’m a Schwamm.

Schwamm by Hondo58 August 20, 2022

Schwammin 

Schwa·mmin -Slang

1. An expression used by many in the pacific NW drug culture and members of the Seattle underground music scene to describe elation, Well-being or excitement. Also used freely in conjugation with other slang terms/slang speech.

1. Mike, look at this bag what you think? Mike: we're schwammin Brotha!

2. Yo man if that punk talks back we'll send his ass schwammin.

3. That set was so dope it was schwammin.

Schwammin by Kristerbuster March 8, 2010

schwemmy 

a word used to instead of gay like that kid is so schwemm or my dad is schwemm wow what a schwemmy person

ur such a fuckin schwemm u suck cock

schwemmy by pookie soan September 27, 2004