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schwammy 

the sweet love box; the area between a girl's thighs.
She wasn't wearing any panties and you could totally see her schwammy.
schwammy by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003
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Schwammered 

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.
Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore
Schwammered by schwammered June 5, 2010
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schwammie 

The schwammie is a blackjack dealer that takes your money in Las Vegas or any other reputable gambling establishment.

The schwammie is a new dealer that is installed after the previous dealer has been paying the entire table. The job of the schwammie is to get the money back for the casino.

I just got schwammed.

This dealer has been taking all of my money. Schwamm Schwamm.

Watch out for the Schwammie.
schwammie by Udeson January 31, 2007
Someone who is very stupid and feels awkward meeting new people. Only love interests are generally animals, esp. cats.
That girl is such a Schwamm she legit has no friends all she does is flirt with cats.

EWWWWW that girl is a Schwamm i hate her more than i anything in the whole world.
schwamm by kittycatobsesser! April 23, 2009
The status achieved when you have 25,000 unopened email messages in your inbox.
I was hoping to read some of my email when I got back from vacation but now I’m a Schwamm.
Schwamm by Hondo58 August 20, 2022

Schwammin 

Schwa·mmin -Slang

1. An expression used by many in the pacific NW drug culture and members of the Seattle underground music scene to describe elation, Well-being or excitement. Also used freely in conjugation with other slang terms/slang speech.
1. Mike, look at this bag what you think? Mike: we're schwammin Brotha!

2. Yo man if that punk talks back we'll send his ass schwammin.

3. That set was so dope it was schwammin.
Schwammin by Kristerbuster March 8, 2010

schwemmy 

a word used to instead of gay like that kid is so schwemm or my dad is schwemm wow what a schwemmy person
ur such a fuckin schwemm u suck cock
schwemmy by pookie soan September 27, 2004
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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