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Someone who is very stupid and feels awkward meeting new people. Only love interests are generally animals, esp. cats.
That girl is such a Schwamm she legit has no friends all she does is flirt with cats.

EWWWWW that girl is a Schwamm i hate her more than i anything in the whole world.
by kittycatobsesser! April 23, 2009
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