3 definitions by gechlorsh the unfathomable

the attribute of your ribcage protruding from your back and being extended to the point you can use them to stand rather than using your normal legs.

those who have ribcage spider legs may have also developed a blood hydraulic system and some makeshift joints within the ribcage spider legs allowing them to actually walk using their strange bone protrusions.
person 1: "Hey did you hear that jimmy developed ribcage spider legs?"

person 2: "Dude wtf! how did you get in my house?"

person 1: "jimmy gave me a ride." *points out broken window*

jimmy: *bone crunching noises as jimmy approaches the window* "my darkened soul hungers for your flesh."

person 2: *screaming*

person 1: "hahaha classic jimmy"
by gechlorsh the unfathomable October 28, 2021
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the type of person that the snail approaches

try and run if you wish but the inevitability of the snail will never let you truly rest
immortal snail: you cannot stop me.
by gechlorsh the unfathomable October 28, 2021
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a strange weapon with a round blunt sphere on one side and a small blade on the other side.

it is typically unbalanced and impractical to use with it also having a short handle and being ridiculously heavy.
person 1: I just clobbered that hobo with a schwoam.

person 2: wtf is a schwoam?

person 1: this! *clobbers person two using schwoam*
by gechlorsh the unfathomable October 28, 2021
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