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Main Entry: schwipe
Pronunciation: \ˈsh 'wīp\
Function(s):
verb
Etymology:
probably alteration of 'Holy crap, that dude @#$%ed all the way off the dance floor'
Date:
2008
1 : a strong sliding movement in any direction lacking in any manner of control <Sonny schwiped and schwiped; we were all on the floor laughing>
declarative
1 : a sentiment of shock, surprise or statement of convictin <dude, schwipe! that's got to hurt!>
A strong sliding movement in any direction lacking in any manner of control <Sonny schwiped and schwiped; we were all on the floor laughing>
A sentiment of shock, surprise or statement of conviction <dude, schwipe! that's got to hurt!>
schwipe by Sydney Williams January 20, 2009
Words you can keep
When you wipe after defecating incompletely, leaving greasy shit stains in your undies or pants (commando).
Ah dammit! I schwiped and now im itchy n stinky n such...
Schwipe by Herlingaer October 30, 2022
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card schwipe 

Rubbing your hand down in between a woman's legs when your hand is open; like an ATM card in a cash machine.
I gave your girlfriend a card schwipe when she was talking to me at the club.
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Brooklyn Schwipe

is when you drive around with your lights off accelerating at someone to spookthem.
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A shout but in the tone of a whisper
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Even since I've known him he's bragged about his scholng, but now that I've seen it, it's more of a schwide.
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Schwiemetzga

Used in Montafon, Vorarlberg (State in Austria), it means drinking until you vomit
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