Schwip 

The act of ejaculating in a comical manner, usually the word is accompanied by an up and down hand motion and a hand in the person being told's face.
jizz ejaculate skeet

Martin: Yo dude, I'mma schwip on your face just like I did to your mom!
Davon: Dude that's just messed up bro.

Schwip by LemonGuy0016 September 29, 2014

Schwip 

A white cunt. (ie. a finance bro)

Defined July 2020 due to reddit boys getting offended by the play on the name Charles Schwab to Charles Schwip.

Chaz: Says something fucking irrelevant.

You: Shut the fuck up schwip.

Schwip by schwipwhipper July 16, 2020

schwip 

verb - taking a sip of any Schwepppes product, typically used when giddy.

"Dude, gimme a schwip of that ginger ale!"

schwip by M. Geib April 26, 2008

Schwip 

A car

To get the bitches I need the schwip. Can’t get bitches without the schwip.

Schwip by MeltingColors September 9, 2022

Schwip 

The sound a page makes when it turns.

"Schwip went the page"

Schwip by anonymous June 2, 2024

AB Schwip 

Ottawa based rapper known for his well orchestrated bars and his fantastic flow. He is often compared to Tupac or Biggie. He is very good fam

Guy: Yo fam what artist is this, this track sounding way too hot!

Fan: It’s AB Schwip fam, he’s the hottest in the game!

AB Schwip by Gronkfan March 5, 2021

Schwicky Schwag 

An anagram for "Liberty Launcher", a weapon in the 2007 First Person shooter Team Fortress 2

"What's a schwicky schwag? what does that even mean?"
"It's the liberty launcher!"

Schwicky Schwag by ferkon December 6, 2020